Dear Hillshire Farms,

by Tiffany
(Deliciously Thin)

August 20, 2011


Dear Hillshire Farms,

I have a couple of bones to pick with you today.

1 - You think your "Go Meat" commercial is so clever. I for one find it incredibly annoying and sexist. Do you think that only men are capable of grilling? Come on. The only reason we *let* the men grill, is to take a break from cooking! To think that we as women, aren't able to grill - is presumptuous and ignorant. I often have 3 or 4 things going at dinner time in the house. It's asinine to think I couldn't control 1 - yes 1 fire outside.

I grill frequently and it's a piece of steak (I don't eat cake - thank you.)

The best part is pretending to be busy, by kicking my feet up on the patio table with an ice cold (low carb) beer, while watching my food.

Yes, my ladies - grilling is where it's at! When was the last time you could sit in your kitchen and kick back to babysit 1 food by enjoying an ice cold adult beverage? Let me propose an idea. Next time you grill, make a deal that you'll handle the outside cooking and let your husband take care of the inside stuff and the cleanup!! It's a better trade off, I promise!

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